Dude Mistakenly Puts Flowers On A Murderer's Grave, Meets Future Wife In The Process

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Meeeeesh
Oct 29, 2019 9:00 PM EDT

This story takes a, shall we say, morbid (yet funny) turn? You're gonna have to scroll down and read it for yourself to see what we mean here. All we'll say is that apparently you can find love in the most odd places...

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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DONT WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet I always took flowers and my mum visited a lot and she always took flowers and my grandparents were still alive then and they always took flowers. My dad's grave frequently resembled a solid third place at the Chelsea Flower Show. 35.3K 9:52 AM Jun 9, 2019 2,218 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet Nice but I felt bad for the guy buried next to my dad. He NEVER had flowers. Died on Christmas Day aged 37, no one left him flowers and now there's a pop-up florist in the grave next door. So I started buying him flowers. I STARTED BUYING FLOWERS FOR A DECEASED MAN I'D NEVER MET. 40.1K 9:52 AM - Jun 9, 2019 2,306 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet I did this for quite some time, but I never mentioned it to anyone. It was a little private joke with myself, I was making the world a better place one bunch of flowers at a time. I know it sounds weird but I came to think of him as a friend. 36.5K 9:52 AM Jun 9, 2019 2,044 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet I wondered if there was a hidden connection between us, something secretly drawing me to him. Maybe we went to the same school, played for the same football club or whatever. So I googled his name, and ten seconds later I found him 32.3K 9:52 AM Jun 9, 2019 1,973 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet His wife didn't leave him flowers BECAUSE HE'D MURDERED HER. ON CHRISTMAS DAY. After he murdered his wife, he murdered her parents too. And after that he jumped in front of the only train going through Balcombe tunnel that Christmas night. 41.3K 9:52 AM - Jun 9, 2019 2,630 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet THAT was why no one ever left him flowers. No one except me, of course. I left him flowers. I left him flowers every couple of weeks. Every couple of weeks FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS. 43.3K 9:52 AM - Jun 9, 2019 2,239 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet I felt terrible for his wife and her parents. Now, I wasn't going to leave them flowers every couple of weeks for two and a half years but I did feel like I owed them some sort of apology. 34.2K 9:52 AM - Jun 9, 2019 1,992 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to@sixthformpoet I found out where they were buried, bought flowers and drove to the cemetery. As I was standing at their graves mumbling apologies, a woman appeared behind me. She wanted to know who I was and why I was leaving flowers for her aunt and grandparents. AWKWARD 42.7K 9:52 AM - Jun 9, 2019 2,299 people are talking about this
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    Text - sixthformpoet @sixthformpoet Replying to @sixthformpoet I explained and she said ok that's weird but quite sweet. I said thanks, yes it is a bit weird and oh god I ASKED HER OUT FOR A DRINK. Incredibly, she said yes. Two years later she said yes again when I asked her to marry me because that is how I met my wife. [END] 312K 9:52 AM - Jun 9, 2019 20.9K people are talking about this
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